Olympic Council Considering Separate “Black Olympic Games”.
The Olympic Council has proposed a separate Olympic Games for black and mixed race people to be trialled as soon as 2024.
The idea was proposed after President of the International Olympics Council, Thomas Bach, went for a few pints with Irish Olympic Council President, Pat “Mad Dog” Mullreedy.
“It was just one of those things” said Mullready, “I brought the President and a few of the other lads from the international council for a few scoops after the last meeting, and sure you know, we just sort of came up with it between us like”
“Them black lads are mighty, they were always very good at the runnin’ and jumpin’ but now they’re even gettin’ into the white sports like the swimmin’, it’s not fair, all we have left is them feckin’ camp pony dances.”
“I’m not racist, but there is one race I do hate……..the one where I always come last! Sure haven’t we had an all-white Olympics for years”
said Mullready, referring, of course, to the Winter Olympics.However,
Mullready’s proposal that they introduce more “white friendly” events such as “race through airport security ” and “escaping police brutality” were vetoed.