I've sorted out American Politics

I am going to say something shocking....

but I feel I have to say it, Donald Trump was pretty good looking when he was young - (see Pic1)

However the real Donald Trump died circa 1992.

After this "Trump" was then played by Australian actor Ray Meagher better known as Alf Stuart from "Home & Away" wearing a wig and his usual corned-beaf face. (pic 3)

This was a plan hatched bye the Clintons (pic 4) who have been paying Meagher off for years, a brilliant ploy which they believed would make Hilary the only viable option for the Presidency

All this time Bernie Sanders has been playing himself - that's why he's

the only candidate with "age appropriate" hair (pic 5)

and a lot of integrity (pic 6)